My comments are on crack :D

If hell exists, it is in my head.

I used to stare at the ceiling as I fell asleep, and dream of castles and princes and magical things. Now I stare at the ceiling as I stay awake, thinking of work and relationships and silly mistakes.

Ya'll ever get the feeling you're sliding down a slippery slope into an NPC life? An NPC life you detest it in all of its dullness? The one that makes you miserable, a slave to nessecity, while the world seems to be totally unaware of how empty it is? You spiral like a cockroach in the sink thinking about the next forty years of your life being the incarnation of home improvement ads. They tell you its good. This is just life. This is just adulthood. This is what they've always dreamed of for you.

In my dreams, you died. The coffin held you in its grip, and standing there in armour, I felt powerless to defeat it. You saw only my hatred as your eyes closed, and I knew they would never see anything else. I wandered the earth  to find your ear, to find a place I could whisper that I was sorry. But the only place I found was my own mind. Im sorry, im sorry, im sorry. I whispered again and again, but only I could hear it. And this was as it was destined to be. As you were chained to the coffin, so too was I chained to my own guilt.

And if I know not love, let me meet it within the blues of your eyes, and kiss it upon your lips. Let me speak to it softly as I speak to you, and hold it within an embrace we share. For I'd rather know love within your arms, than in solemn empty words.

If you cry silently beside him once, it's just a feeling. If you cry silently beside him twice, it must truly be love.

Let me care for you, but please care for me too, because love is a street thats made to fit two.

My hot take is that sunfish were actually bullied at some point in their early species development and the blow to their confidence stunted their evolution. I believe that if we encouraged and loved sunfish instead of calling them "the world's dumbest marine creature", we could in turn create a marine species without bioengineering, bigger than the sperm whale and fiercer than a shark. This new predator would finally decimate the post expiry date crocodile population and bring peace to waterways everywhere. 
          
          Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

Oh, to be beautiful and admired.

You only sell sizes small to large? Lame. 
          Your size large only fits an average size small? Ick. 
          Your "one size fits all" only fits average size extra small? Dumb. 
          You sell men's size extra large but not women's? Stupid. 
          Clothing brands suck guys. 
          "But just lose weight" Just like you're gonna lose business? No thanks.