@Ya_girl_Voldy-mort
HAPPY ACE DAY CAKE LOVERS!!! we're doing spirit week at my school, and today is supposed to be school pride day, but that was just poor planning on their part. however, i did get to put some paint on because of it, and my ma didn't even question it because she thought it was for school
Boop! You’ve been booped. Boop 20 other friends to spread the chaos! <3
@daughter-of-sea-god AAAAAAA!!! IT'S THE HORROR OF CHAIN MAIL!!! Boop! You’ve been booped. Boop 20 other friends to spread the chaos! <3
flashback to the time when a guy in my health class couldn't leave me the fuck alone:
he tried winking at me, so I just said I'm gay.
then he acts shocked...HOW DID HE NOT KNOW???
Then the bitch tries interrogating and asking what dudes I find hot.
So I just say, I only find girls hot.
BUT HE STILL CAN'T LEAVE ME ALONE
So, to Lucas, if you read this;
Roses are red
You're a bitch
I hope you have bugs in your bed
and you fall in a ditch:)
OMFG Y'ALL I'M SO HAPPY BECAUSE MY DAD JUST BARELY SURPRISED ME AND MY BROTHER WITH A PS5 THAT WE'VE BEEN WANTING SO BAD, AND I GOT THE EIGHT MICHAEL VEY!!!
just finished the eighth book. so unpredictable, very cliffhanger-y, and i'm mad at myself for reading it too fast
my brother came up to me and asked me if i liked his outfit because apparently "i have a terrible sense in fasion", and i just said, "you like so bi rn." and he got upset, and i'm standing there, thinking, i'm not wrong. flannel-type button up shirt that's unbottoned over a plan t-shirt and cargo shorts. i have 2 friends that are out bis and they would totally wear that. but my brother got all defense like, "you just hate bi people" and i'm like, "no, that's very wrong. i'm saying that because it's the truth and i've seen it before." and he said the most stupid thing ever, "only bi girls would dress like this, because they're bi and bi girls want to look like guys. but bi guys don't wear this." BITCH WHAT
OH MY GOODNESS, THERE WAS THIS CENTIPEDE AND IT WAS JUST CRAWLING AND I TOOK A CLOTHING HANGER TO KILL IT BUT I ONLY GOT A COUPLE LEGS, AND IT JUST KEPT ON MOVING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED AND THEN I CHOPPED IT'S HEAD OFF AND I THINK IT'S STILL ALIVE CUZ IT'S MOVING IT'S ANTENNAS AND I'M SO GROSSED OUT RIGHT NOW!!!
IT'S ACE DAY!
@Kaimana1380 so if i don't send this i'm ugly and don't get asked what my number is. score! but I will, thanks. i'd also probably be dead, in jail, so...
Q: A human that have monthly cycles usually involving blood and craving for death. What am I?
A: Someone who understands my pain of periods
lucky. i got mine during the year i stayed online for school and my teacher was a dude. i literally asked him if i could leave the google meet because i was, "bleeding even though i didn't injure myself". i didn't know what was happening because my ma only taught me about getting pregnant, not my period, so i literally had to wait, fearing that i was dying. thanks for reading my rant if you made it this far:)
glad i made you laugh. tough times, especially during christmas. i just say sadly, it's that time of december
@AstralCastreux That came out weird. What I meant was three things, I know. I'm almost at 2 billion and if you need me, you know where to look.