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@whitenights83 that was funny lmao and your welcome

whitenights83

So a werewolf walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender turns to him and says"let me guess, you want a blue moon special with a Howling chaser." The werewolf looks at him says "don't judge me by my species. And, no, I want a virgin sacrifice." The bar tender sets down his rag and says "what type would you like?" The werewolf asks in confusion "what?" Sighing, the bar tender says "what type of virgin would you like? Blonde, brunette, red head? Blue eyes? Green? What?" In shock, the werewolf shakes his head and yells, "Dude, I just wanted a cranberry cosmo." The barman replies "Well, why didn't you say so?" The werewolf snarls and says "Because I'm an Alpha who doesn't wear dresses and I didn't want everyone hearing me order a girly drink. And, put it in a regular glass." Ha ha, Thanks for following.