Jinxous

I just impulsively applied to a job out of spite. I don't need a job coach that lets me find out their decisions regarding me long after they've made them

I've somehow made it through 27 years on this earth. My body is telling me I'm 72 and I am exhausted.

I got new editing software and I need to test it if anyone wants a (probably terrible) trailer made for their story

My mom snores like she's tryna win a roaring contest against a lion.

Textbook: don't worry about memorizing the equations the test will give them to you
          
          Test: doesn't give me all the equations i need

chaos gremlin mode activated
          
          fuck algebra

The sure-fire way of finding your phone lost in a blanket is to toss the blanket at a wall.

I'm super over daydreaming myself to sad ✌

Wow i hate my neighbors 

For a writer, I fuck things up with my words too much.