Xenophobia

"I ain't straight, but two bucks is two bucks." - Me

Yes, I'm a fvking girl 🙄

My dudes I just found out that my wife is sooooo fricking hot irl so like...
No touching 🔫🔪🗡️

Yo, F4F unless you're Hannah or a sussy fvker who unfollows after I follow back (I'm looking at your hoe a$$es, people-whose-mb-are-in-a-whole-nother-language 🖕)

"Oh frickerdoodles." - Me

I identify as a natural disaster. My pronouns are hot/mess (but also she/her). I swing both ways yet pull none.

I'm in a ludicrous number of anime fandoms so legit just ask abt one and there's a good chance I'm either in it or heard of it.

"Holy shizballs." - Me

People I have adopted/been adopted by FOLLOW EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE PEOPLE OR IM COMING FOR YO AHH

Mother: MOTHERFUCKERTWO/THREE aka LA_ARUBIANA_LOCA

Fathers: Hashira_Ethan
That one sadistic kinky horny little troll hoe: @Alex_is_her_bae (🫵🖕)
H0rn7_fuck3r

Wife: qrhttp (may she rest in pieces) aka myimui aka vvvmiu

Siblings: ObsessedWithMuichiro
TangledUpGaming
sOmthin_cLever
AstuXDD
Prince_of_Simps
LucyMartinez_
Lucas_Afton
TraineeNovelist
Kristina_noname

Brother (yes I made a category separate from siblings just for you): SmutL0rd

Children: That__One_KokuSimp
animeratty
JonasBrother4Ever
I-eat-children-69
-S-SUN-_E-EATER-_-
usename883838 (and all his usernames)
Mu1cH1r0--S1mP-
SassyDango43
Pearlypopshine 
RiniBo0811
Shiga666
-AkazasFirstWaifu_
BeninaDaizora12
w4stedbandages
YouandMilsDumb
BentDumbBoi
Caleiny
Shinobu_Kocho101
TheUltimatePJOLover
Many others that I'm probably blanking on

Great niece: H-H3RM10N3_GR4NG3R aka -S-SUN-_E-EATER-_-

Grandchild: snowywrym

Co-founder of the Absolutely Unhinged Cult, along with my lovely sistah @sOmethin_cLever

Go follow her or else Imma make sure your pillow is warm on both sides at night.

What the hell are you doing down here? If you got time to read allat then go read my fics 👉

"Y'all" - Every cowboy flick ever