Alex

So I get really bored and I really, really like sugary crap.  My natural state is the one where I'm a sarcastic little shit.  People like to keep me around for comic relief.  My mouth is extremely foul in real life, but I do my very best not to allow it to penetrate too deeply into my writing.  And boy, do I ever fail at that.  I love Naruto and talking about Naruto, if you want my undivided attention, talk to me about it.  I like red lettering on covers, can you tell?

Current series:
High Kick
Gaara's Neko
Unspoken Pasts
Shattered Souls
To Break An Oath
The first three are being rewritten and the last hasn't been started yet, feel free to tear me a new one over inconsistencies or give me ideas.  Other than those, other series aren't being planned.  If you want a fic with someone other than those five, or even if you just want something different, I do take oneshot requests for absolutely no charge other than talking to me, although it's not a definite thing.

Finally: I really don't give a shit if my characters seem like Mary-Sues.  Considering Naruto and Sasuke are cliched and OP as hell, there is no Mary-Sues in Naruto fandom.  There haven't been Mary-Sues in the Naruto fandom since we got on the Sas-Standard.  There's just characters you do and do not like reading about.