Yeah I write. Write what you ask? Well, my friend, due to the existing law of if someone were to say the words "guess what?" the only proper response being "chicken butt" is what I might just have to say. So, write what? Chicken butt.
guess how?.....
chicken on a cow.
guess when?
chicken getting sent to the pen.
guess where?
chickens in the air.
guess who?
chicken poo.
guess why?
well, my friend, chicken pot pie.
Stories by Wizardtron12000
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