The Winged

Heya retards,

    I'm the King here, with my pal the Boss (not mine). Don't bother me, or rather, us, or face death. I hate everything except myself. 'Kay, so the introductions are done, I just wanna say that we are not new at wattpad, so do not attempt to advertise your works. And I am warning you, if you doofus copy my work OR ideas, (blabla you get the idea) I'LL SUE YOU SO HARD YOUR GREAT GRANDCHILDREN WILL STILL BE IN MY DEBT! Bye.
P.S. I'm passing this poop intro to the Boss, who is obviously much gentler.

 Erm. What should I say? 

the King: Nothing.

the Boss: Shoo, its my turn to talk.

Right, back to me. Obviously, as the idiot above implied, I'm much gentler. I don't hate everything. xD I like to use emoticons. My grammar sucks, I need the idiot above to check it for me. 

the King: Said idiot requires payment.

Andddd *Ignores the comment* I certainly type faster than that 'King'. XDDD

the King: Pfft. You're fired

*Still ignoring* Anyway, I don't know what else I should add in. Maybe... hmm don't worry, your great grandchildren will not be in the King's debt.

the King: I am not deaf, shut up already. You always say too much, but lack elegance.

Kay kay. Byeeee!

the King: Eww the brats are gonna slobber on your shoes.

the Boss: Oh really? *smirks*

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P.s. Talk to us if you want to, but no guarantees that I'll reply.