I ate your pie

I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.





|19|●|Bilingual (English and French)|●|Proud African-American|●|Washington D.C. native♡|●|College Student|●|Came out of my mom's vagina on April 8th🎂|●|Zero shits given|



Weird fact: I named my phone Reggie 📱



Also, please follow my girls

 @StalkerAtYourWindow 

and @head-of-lettuce cuz they're amazing!





People that give me life:

♡Jhené Aiko (my main hoe)

♡Ciara (my secret crush)

♡Drake (my papí)

♡Miley Cyrus (my best friend)

♡Demi Lovato (my sister)

♡August Alsina (my husband)

♡Michelle Obama (my mom)

♡Ariana Grande (my queen)

♡Future (my bro)

♡André 3000 (my dad)

♡Sam Smith (my baby)

♡ Rae Sremmurd (my squaaad)

♡Ellen Degeneres (my step-mom)

♡Kehlani (she's bad af)

♡Remy Ma (Love & Hip Hop queen)

♡J. Cole (my best guy friend)

♡PARTYNEXTDOOR (my other husband)

♡Alicia Keys (my beautiful role model)

♡Miguel (baeee af)

♡Eminem (my step-dad)

♡The Weeknd (my king)

♡Beyoncé (my gurl)

♡Migos (my other squaaad)

♡Lil Wayne (my step-bro)

♡Travis Scott (my antidote)

♡Rihanna (my other sister)

♡Bryson Tiller (my other-other husband)

AND SO MANY MORE THAT I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE TYPING


 #kidsofimmigrants



"The anus is the window of the butt."

-Gene Belcher (Bob's Burgers)





"Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The kind of smelly smell that smells...smelly."

-Eugene Krabs (SpongeBob SquarePants)





"I like long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken."

- The fabulous RuPaul (RuPaul's Drag Race)





"The four R's my friend: Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Rihanna."

-Ilana Glazer (Broad City)





"Make. It. Werk."

-Tim Gunn (Project Runway)





"If we see any mermaids, I'm gonna ask them where their mergina's are."

-Tina Belcher (Bob's Burgers)



I'm Luke Skywalking on these haters ✌🏾