Welcome to my profile! Although I don't know what brought you here, this page is located alongside the end times of forgotten ships and the blueish orange skies of Wattpad's borders. Enjoy your stay here!

Daily Note: summer? hot. personal care? even HOTTER!



Things you should know about me:

I am biologically born as a male. I am bisexual and I lean more on the boys side than the girls. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I've been keeping the Septiplier community alive! Perhaps not in the publishing of books (uh haha o_o) but I am very active in commenting and voting!

I also spread my opinion out like the plague everywhere. If you see me comment something, please say 'hi' or make up a witty remark! I'm absolutely certain that everything you'll post will be 100% more funnier than mine!

*ahem* Serious time.

As you can see from my name, I ask characters in fan fiction one question when they cross the line, the "line"more prohibited and forbidden than putting your hood up at class:

"Why? Why are you so dense to the point that if you were hit with a speeding truck full of their emotions and feelings for you, you wouldn't feel the intent behind it?"

So please, for the love of Tim Hortons, do NOT make your characters in fan fiction denser than a black hole! No one likes a major tease, right?

My favourite quote(s):

"It is the pinnacle of all human emotion. More passionate than hope, far deeper than despair. Love."
- Homura

"The accumulation of small efforts everyday makes history. ----
Put a little effort everyday and it will stack up and create a foundation for you."
- Doraemon

"Mors Certa, Vita Incerta."
- Philip K. Dick, 1968


Thanks for getting to know me!

Joined August 25, 2019
  • I live in the baron, dull, and quite frankly, notorious cold wasteland that is Canada.
  • JoinedAugust 25, 2019

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