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Hello random person who has arrived at my profile! :) I hope you are having a nice day. If not.... well I hope it gets better!!
List of things I live by:
Ovals are simply badly drawn circles.
Big red buttons, however fascinating they may be, should NEVER EVER be pushed under ANY circumstance. (unless you have a tardis)
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Pineapple on pizza is plain wrong.
Skullduggery Pleasant.
If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't either.
Follow your heart, but for christ sake, take your brain with you.
If you tickle me I am NOT responsible for what happens to your face.
Trying to understand the behaviour of some people is like trying to smell the colour 9. I may or may not be one of these people.
NORMAL= BORING
In a nutshell, I'm a bit weird, aren't we all? :)
I'm a really open minded person, or at least I really try to be. I'm sort of like that girl you can tell anything to and I'm just like:
"I haven't the foggiest idea what you're talking about... and I'm a bit confused.... but I will support you anyways!!"
I'm really weird, but I'm harmless I promise :)
You don't have to be crazy to be my friend, but it certainly helps.
Current favourite quote:
"Are you implying that the shreds of my reputation are still in tact? This is horrible! Clearly, I have been doing something wrong, or rather, not doing anything wrong." -bangs on carriage door - "Quick! Thomas! Take me to the nearest brothel! I seek scandal and low companionship!" - Infernal Devices, Will.
I LOVE meeting new people, so don't be afraid to say hi :)
Especially if you're weird or insane :D
"Never knowingly be serious." -The Doctor
"High functioning sociopath. With your number." -Sherlock
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." -Mark Twain
Wow. You read all the way down here?
<(^-^)># here is a waffle for your efforts
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Expression
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Creatures of Magic
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(JUST IGNORE THIS BOOK) The Elemental Core
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SERIOUSLY. GO AWAY.THIS BOOK IS TEMPORARILY GOING ON HOLD WHILE I DO ALOT OF CLEAN-UP WORK. I kinda feel like this book is half -assed so far. I've had this idea floating around in my head for ages, so when it cam...