Weirdly_Specific

Do уou publish on Neobook ? 

HOW DO I HAVE 50 FOLLOWERS?! Thank you guys so much! Also happy early Halloween!

I think it's a great thing if your family all likes the same musicals. I'll give you some examples of what that's like for me:
          
          (1776)
          My father: WAKE UP FRANKLIN WE'RE GOIN TO NEW BRUNSWICK
          me: like hell we are what for?
          My father: THE DRINKING AND THE WHORING!
          
          (Hamilton)
          Me: *drinking water*
          Dad: put it down 
          Me: I'm not throwing away my shot
          Dad: while we're talking let me offer you some free advice. Put the gosh darned water down.
          
          (Chicago)
          Dad: have you seen your brother?
          Me: uh uh.
          Dad: he had it coming
          
          (Heather's)
          Me: oh hey it was in the box the whole time
          My brother: WELL FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW
          me: Shut up Heather
          
          (Be more chill)
          My brother: you got to buy her a rose, compliment her on her clothes
          Me: NO MAN YOU TELL HER THAT SHE EXCITES YOU SEXUALLY~
          
          (Mean girls)
          My mom: *pulls up* get in loser we're going shopping
          Me: DANNY DIVITO?!
          
          

Because I got dragged into it forcefully by my friend I officially announced September 25 as no pants day. Please do not go through with this and don't do this outside I don't want to get arrested please. So this is a joke thanks.

I think it's a bad sign when you have a list full of made up characters from Fanfiction that you're fully ready to fight because they kissed someone without consent and making one or two people in the ship feel sad.

Soooo I changed my name just because I want it to be more me. I still LOVE Coraline but I don't want my name to be tied down to a fandom. If yours is that's wonderful you do you, but I wanted something else for myself. My nickname is still Jonsy since it's a Coraline reference but it's also sort of similar to my name (kind of. It's complicated?)and it's not really gendered. Anyways thanks for dealing with me, and I appreciate all of you. 

Preview for a new story I'm working on
          ........
          
          Virgil shrugged. "Yeah I know he's a vamp and if he doesn't get blood he goes berserk and kills people but I needed it."
          
          Jinx's face lit up. "Wait I asked if you saw anyone cute at the bakery. You said Roman."
          
          "He's naturally irresistible. It's a vampire thing or whatever." Virgil scoffed. Jinx gave him an amused look. 
          ........
          
          Logan walked in next, a book in hand as usual. His black hair was frizzy, and had a streak of white like a lightning strike going up the side of it. His goggles were perched on his head, and his labcoat was stained in what looked like Jam, Blood, and Purple slime.
          ........
          "Play your cards wisely Prince Charming." He finished sourly.
          ........
          
          The town was relatively chill with paranormal things. No one had been burned at the stake for over 200 years.
          .......
          
          You drag people down not pull them up Emile. You drag people down not pull them up. You drag people- what's the point. I can never go back. I'm already a therapist. Lucifer will have my head on a stick if he finds out. And look unbelievably good looking while killing me. As usual.
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          Stupid snake tail stupid woods stupid dark trail stupid 'shoulds.' I'm not evil but with that mettling selkie I might as well be. Won't change anyone's opinions on snakes.
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Hi I just wanted to say go check out @legolasgryffindor they have some amazing stuff and deserve more love. They're working on a story right now called community pool and it's only three chapters right now, but it's really good.

I may or may not be sitting in the car, in the parking lot of a Chinese food place, in Patton cosplay, singing jingle bells

Hey what month is it cause I just told my brother it was Japriltober and I think I might be wrong