WeaboTrash

Daddy kinks are kinda my thing. 
Proud owner of your mom. (I'm not a 12 year old on XBox so stfu)
CupkKake is my spirit animal.
And Lana Del Rey is my queen.
I live the sad otaku life and am the memegod
But I'm a queen, peasant.
Feed me bagels and tell me I look pretty.
I'm not lesbian but $20 is $20.
I'm not bi either but I get so much pussy, yo.
Cats are cool. But doggos are better.
I'm not this conceited but I'm better than you.
DABBIN ON THESE HOES.
FIDGET SPINNER IN ONE HAND VAPE IN THE OTHER 
*leaves on hoverboard*
Like, read my fanfics, or like, somthin.