Mr. Magical

Hello wayward reader!
So...you've stumbled on my page,Lovely.
So, I kind have to be honest with you , I haven't been on this site in ages. It feels as bit weird, but nonetheless alright. 
Okay, so for stories: Mainly I'm going to be writing Fanfiction. I doubt I'll be able to write an original story (Not that I don't think I can, I just don't think I'll be able to have the time to think of an intricate plot). But I'll at least try to make my stories good.
I plan on writing in more areas, mainly in video games and maybe a few books and some anime (I'm such a mature reader.)
Anyway, that's all I really got. I have another profile on Fanfiction.net that has the exact same user name and the exact same stories. I'll try to make an effort to try and update both stories here and at Fanfiction.net at the same time.
And now, for some paradox questions to lighten up your day:
Why is it called a building if it is already built?
If you give a homeless kid homework, is it really homework?
If a cyclops closes its eye, is it blinking or winking?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why can I drink a drink but not food a food?
Why can a fly fly but a bird can't bird?
If my hot pocket get's cold, is it just a pocket?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
That's all for now, but remember: I'm alright if you use the ideas in my stories. Just don't outright plagiarize. Nobody likes that.