Vivid_Exorcist

Okay, my family is the most hilariously chaotic toxic pile of bullcrap. Like my family and I just spent an hour arguing about a green spray bottle. In the end, my dad has decided we're all cats and now sprays us with water every time he deems it appropriate. My sister is American but when she rages she turns into a furious posh British woman who is screaming constantly. My mother just sat playing candy crush as we all screamed at each other, because she is used to this.
          	
          	 My brother was literally pummeling us with his fists at random times. And I was alternating between laughing like the wicked witch of the West and screaming about how *No I am not any other species but human and how dare you attempt to make me sleep outside you deadbeat*. And my other brother who caused the entire argument wasn't even present.
          	
          	This...is probably not one of the worst situations my family has been apart of.
          	
          	*flashbacks to time I swan dived into a nest of snakes because my family decided to pour bleach down my throat.*

Vivid_Exorcist

Okay, my family is the most hilariously chaotic toxic pile of bullcrap. Like my family and I just spent an hour arguing about a green spray bottle. In the end, my dad has decided we're all cats and now sprays us with water every time he deems it appropriate. My sister is American but when she rages she turns into a furious posh British woman who is screaming constantly. My mother just sat playing candy crush as we all screamed at each other, because she is used to this.
          
           My brother was literally pummeling us with his fists at random times. And I was alternating between laughing like the wicked witch of the West and screaming about how *No I am not any other species but human and how dare you attempt to make me sleep outside you deadbeat*. And my other brother who caused the entire argument wasn't even present.
          
          This...is probably not one of the worst situations my family has been apart of.
          
          *flashbacks to time I swan dived into a nest of snakes because my family decided to pour bleach down my throat.*

Vivid_Exorcist

Hey guys! So I have a dream guys, as ridiculous as it sounds, I want to become a minecraft youtuber. The problem with that is that I don't have a single friend, let alone ones that play minecraft. So here's my offer, I have set up a time for when I will post my first video. Five months from now, in September. In these five months, I want to practice my minecraft skills, and get to know some fellow minecrafters. The main reason being is that I really want some friends because I am so lonely.
          
          And I was hoping that said friends would allow me to make videos with them. Now you don't have to be good at minecraft, you don't have to post your own videos, you don't have to show your face and you don't have to film with me everytime I make a video. Sometimes I'll just make a solo video. So, here's my question guys. Does anyone, who plays minecraft want to meet on discord and start playing minecraft together?
          
          ~Vivid

Vivid_Exorcist

So I decided to establish my updating schedule. I post an update every two weeks on Wednesday. So my update schedule is as following:
          
          Mon.
          Tues.
          Wed. ~ Update Day
          Thurs.
          Fri.
          Sat. 
          Sun.
          Mon.
          Tues.
          Wed.
          Thurs.
          Fri.
          Sat.
          Sun.
          Mon.
          Tues.
          Wed. ~ Update Day!
          Thurs.
          Fri.
          Sat.
          Sun
          
          Which means nine more days until my next update on Unwind the Clock, well that's all my lovelies~ Also happy election day everyone!