Harpocrates/Vile

I just went through all of my Wattpad notifications and it literally took me over an hour.

Why would you do this to me? 615 notifications? I think I’m going to die :’)

I just hung out with some friends and a little boy just randomly came up to us, said "IShowSpeed", barked and left.
          Huh 

There’s one thing I gotta give to Mel Gibson; He’s got pretty eyes.

Guys, I have over 400 notifications. When am I ever supposed to look through all of them?

I always thought Philip Hamilton fanfiction choices were bad but god…
          Ever seen a ‘The Patriot - Mel Gibson’ fanfic? I tried to find one.
          First of all, there are barely any.
          Second of all, THE ONLY ONES I’VE FOUND ARE XTAVINGTON
          WHY
          THIS IS WORSE THAN PHEACKER

Guys, I was just googling around and guess what I found out?
          Heath Ledger's ex-wife is literally married to Thomas Kail now. Like, what the actual...
          Lin-Manuel Miranda and Heath Ledger are connected through more ways than their acting jobs and close birth dates.

Guys, I just watched the new Minecraft movie in the cinema with a friend and I'm indescribably happy because THERE WAS TECHNOBLADE. HE WAS THERE.

I might be crushing on a friend and I'm scared because I don't want to be crushing.
          Please tell me that I'm not crushing.

Heath Ledger with brown hair kind of gives Anthony Ramos vibes.