Potato, tomato, Swiggety swooty.
Scrumple dumplings and butt rumpings.
Amanda is my #1 fan.
  • The Moon, I guess.
  • JoinedDecember 26, 2014



Stories by Cornelius Wadswoth III
Swaggy Sam: The Quest for the Crumpet of Doom by VandaleViper
Swaggy Sam: The Quest for the Crum...
Swaggy Sam heard of the power held by the Crumpet of Doom, the power to control all baked goods in the world...
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From The Unknown by VandaleViper
From The Unknown
A short wander through the surreal. What is it like to talk to that which cannot be seen?
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Fracture by VandaleViper
Fracture
Stand and look into the abyss. They say while you can't see through it, it sees through you freely.