*Exams going on in Tartarus right now, yay for me. But don't worry, I'll be fine. I only have to die, like, twice, while going through my books. No big deal. 

Send help plz.*

Studying is for losers.

-Elbert Intestine.

Je m'appelle Van Ink. Je connaise le français, souffle en français et malédiction en français maise Je n'aime parler in français-

oKaY iLL QuiT showING OFF!


She writes worse shit than I did after eating Tacos from TacoBell.
-Some bullied Christopher Hitchens on wattpad.

Glad it was bad enough to remember.
-Your very own Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious author, Van Ink.
  • High School, Tartarus.
  • JoinedNovember 2, 2017


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