Greetings, humans. 

It seems to us you've stumbled upon the baddest of luck. Oh, fred not. We won't hurt you, unless we get paid for doing so. Who are we, is yet to be revealed. For thus, the two of us, are unlike lowly beings like you.

Please, do not take this to offense. We call everyone morons, after all. But in the end, there's only one, true morosis amongst yous. And we wonder, if that person's you.
  • JoinedJune 1, 2015

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