🌌 Kai/Uniqua 🌌

Omg, I wanna draw Shadow and Maria all because I have this one fansong stuck in my head. I swear, everyone ate last year with all the content for Shadow and his two big pieces of media. I won't lie, I did come up with a good nail pallette near the end of last year based off Shadow because I wanted something that could pair well with the t-shirt I got from Hot Topic while still looking great with all my holiday themed clothes in December. Now, I can capture the same vibe he gives off when I need a break from Mettaton and Spamton, which is what I'm doing now. Sporting looks inspired by the edgy hedgy.

I never ask for much for Christmas or my birthday but, I can't say there isn't anything I'd like to have. I wanna eventually get water activated/graphic liners for specific makeup looks or cosplays to kick them up a notch along with deeper red or black lip liner and lipstick. I also want more black leggings for summer because I'm now down to one pair. I had to cut another pair into faux fingerless gloves/sleeves the other day since they had a hole near the crotch on the inner thigh. This isn't the first pair I have had that happen to. Maybe I might be a little more goth/alt than I look afterall.

Pixelle: Sometimes, I wonder why you still think this is a rivalry between us.
          
          Uniqua: I don't think it's a rivalry. It IS a rivalry. You think you can just get into a relationship with Mettaton because of the data you have on Hoth's childhood crush on me. That was only one-sided. I saw him as a friend and I always will.
          
          Pixelle: You said the same thing for years about Mettaton. Now, look at you. He says he's choosing you and you allowed it. You let your own crush blind you and got yourself into a relationship you've been dreading since you met him. Where's all that talk about a reputation you had to keep up?
          
          Uniqua: A, I wasn't blind and I'm still not blind. B, it was a mutual decision made by both parties. C, I am moving past the hurdles that kept me from experiencing this kinda thing. I am actively healing and letting myself feel love because I care more about my overall well-being than what billions of jerkfaces and scumbags have to say about literally everything about me.
          
          Pixelle: So, you're what? You're submitting to a man? You're throwing away your role as captain of the royal guard for romance?
          
          Uniqua: I'm not just submitting to some man here. I trust Mettaton with my life and I'll let him help find a suitable replacement for me if I die young. Also, I'm not giving up my position for a relationship. He won't force me to quit doing what I enjoy to be a trophy wife or girlfriend or a trad girlie.
          
          Mettaton: I also think you look hot in uniform, darling.
          
          Uniqua: Exactly! See, Pixelle? He thinks I'm- Wait, he thinks I'm what now?

Why is it every time Im typing fast I always press "g" instead of "t" when spelling out Mettaton? Like, it would look like Mettagon if I don't catch myself. Every time I see it, I just picture Mettaton just T-posing and disappearing somehow. Like, he's really just Metta-gone.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I'm so done, bro.

Mettaton: Emo? Darling, I don't think Uniqua is emo. She's electro-goth punk, which is similar to cybergoth and cyberpunk but with less techno motifs despite having all the same colors.
          
          Uniqua: But I am an edgelord.
          
          Mettaton: You mean an edgelady? Lord is only used to refer to men of such status.
          
          Uniqua: Edgelord sounds cooler than edgelady.
          
          Mettaton: But edgelady sounds classy and elegant while maintaining the obvious edge.
          
          Uniqua: Who said I was a lady exactly? I am the mighty pantry goblin! YOU WILL KNOW MY WRATH!

Mettaton: Uniqua is the most normal in her family. That's why we hang out.
          
          Uniqua: *with a mouthful of marshmallows* That is physically and mentally impossible. I am by society's standards abnormal and well on my way to becoming my kingdom's crazy lady along with Ma.

Uniqua: I don't do anything that is remotely cute.
          
          Also Uniqua: *cuddles all the puppies in the world* *rambles endlessly about her interests/ships like Alphys but Mettaton actually cares and listens to all of it* *is the shortest in her family* *is easily calmed down when touching something soft and fuzzy like sweaters, blankets, pets, plushies, etc.* *is literally super soft when calm/content*

So, it is now Easter and I know I haven't updated any books other than my art book since February. I am working on episode 11 of Royaltale and it's almost done. I have to finish the Adventures In Chaositting arc in Surface Adventures. I need to write part 2 of that soon because I have a few other ideas for it I'd like to get to. I did a whole racing tournament arc back when I was doing the Q&A and I wanna bring that back in Surface Adventures either before or after my birthday. As for Hotland, CORE, and Wondergrounds in Royaltale, we're coming up on them very soon. I also do need to get back to both XReaders and DTLE at some point. I think I may have to look at coming up with a schedule to help me give equal attention to all three while I plan out the forgotten Tales of Freyjor that I wanted to write. As I finish some works that are close to being done, I can delegate more time to ones that need more writing to get them out faster. Then, there's also the option to continue having separate Q&As for different OCs or combining them into one here on Wattpad because I have them separated in my Discord server to keep track of all the questions for each one.

Bro, both me and bro are losing our minds waiting for the next chapters of Deltarune. We were making a bunch of Spamton jokes because we still have plastic eggs from previous Easters and Mom had us pull them out for an egg hunt for her client tomorrow. There are exactly 8 blue eggs roughly the size of a PiPis and we jokingly call them such. The reason why we have that many is so we can split them when we both decide to cosplay Spamton and wanna have a few props. Because of the SpamPanda ship, I came up with a joke about how Spamton would be counting and checking each PiPis to see if it would hatch and leave viable offspring. Me bro just added onto it with Spamton pulling out a different colored PiPis all like "What the [Fifty Percent Off]?" before calling it neurodivergent PiPis. I can't believe his big dream isn't stand-up comedy.

Uniqua: Happy Easter! If you're not Christian, have a good weekend! Now, can I take this stupid egg costume off?
          
          Mettaton: No.
          
          Uniqua: I can't reach the table!
          
          Mettaton: You're the one who turned down the bunny costume. Why don't you want that one instead?
          
          Uniqua: Do you wanna be attacked by a rabid bunny?!
          
          Mettaton: So, you're saying you're not feral now?
          
          Uniqua: You're lucky I can't run you over in this thing.