TwilightPotatoeO_O

I just realize something….DMS ARE GONE FOR LIFe!

omoji_iii

WAIT IS THAT HIKARU FROM THE SUMMER HIKARU DIED IN UR PFP?- IDK IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE HIM,I LOVE THE SUMMER HIKARU DIED

omoji_iii

@TwilightPotatoeO_O or you can send it through my Pinterest! My Pinterest is omoji ,but my link is attached to my bio!
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omoji_iii

@TwilightPotatoeO_O yay!! Also the link didn't work ,I'm pretty sure you have to put it in the message board!
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_mochiibean

Matching pfps with no one is such a mood :sigh:
          That's me all the time ✨

_mochiibean

@TwilightPotatoeO_O honestly I already messaged the person I'm matching with ab the matching pfps ✨
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TwilightPotatoeO_O

@_mochiibean sadness these days are getting quite peculiar
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TwilightPotatoeO_O

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I still hate haters (birds)
          And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
          (Ok, let’s just get started)
          Me:”Oh hater, remember when the two of us were fighting?”
          HUA LIAN HATERS:”You mean right now?”
          Me:”Why, I remember it like it was yesterday.”
          (FLASHBACK)
          Me:”You’re not just any bird, you’re an ENDANGERED SPECIES.”
          Me:”If I were you, I’d take the breadcrumbs, they’ll be the LAST YOU’LL EVER HAVE!”
          Me:”Birds can’t play the guitar.”
          (END OF FLASHBACK)
          Me:”Ah good times, tho I  feel as though my microphone quality has increased since then.”
          HUA LIAN HATERS:”I am DONE being called a bird by you!”
          Me:”Oh don’t hate the messenger.”
          HUA LÍAN HATERS:”FINE, YOU WANT TO MESS WITH A BIRD, THEN PREPARE TO GET YOU ON!!”
          Me:”Say what now?”
          *Riku looks at his broken cane*
          Me:”FUCK!”
          *Riku gets yeeted at a wall*
          HUA LIAN HATERS:”YEAH! How could a bird do that!?”
          Me:”Oh he’s a SASSY BIRD!” 
          *disgust on hater’s face*
          Me:”I swear to fuck, I will not stop until you are all EXTINCT, count your days sky shakers!”
          HUA LIAN HATERS:”Really, REALLY? He can’t even DIE without admitting I’m NOT a bird, who cares what’s he going to do?”
          Me:”I am at my limit with these FREAKING BIRDS! They eat all your bread and shit on my vest, God who locked this door? Wait I’m the only one who comes in here- God damn it me, where the keys at? Come on, Xie Lian took them, didn’t he? Nope they’re right here, okay just got to unlock the- oh for the love of, OPEN! I Swear you haven’t heard the last of Riku, you feathered freaks! And now you forced my hand!” 
          *grabs a iPhone*
          Me:”Oh for the love of, pick up the phone, PICK UP THE PHONE!”
          Me:”Hello.”
          Delivery Man:”Hi, you’ve reached Tian Guan Ci Fu’s Animal Control, what can we do for you?”
          Me:”I’ve recently come across quite a few winged pests, and they’re causing me a lot of distress, it would take a lot off my shoulders if you could help me exterminate these PUNKS!”
          Delivery Man:”All right and the Flaming Pegasi in question were hurting you.”

TwilightPotatoeO_O

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I hate hua lian haters (birds)
          Me:”Ahh Xie Lian was right, the view from up here is beautiful, the birds are singing, th- those are some UGLY ASS BIRDS, wait a damn minute- ahh they’re not just normal birds, they have weapons and they want to KILL US! Worse of all they probably want to shit on my vest, that’s not happening today, looks like it’s open season, BAHAHAHA!”
          HUA LÍAN HATERS:”NOT COOL! What’s up with the disgusting fan art!?”
          Me:”This fan art was brought to you part by the ultimate hua lían shipper, I hate birds they shit on my vest.”
          HUA LIAN HATERS:”WE’RE NOT BIRDS, WE’RE CULTIVATORS!”
          Me:”Haha, I’m sorry did you say birds.”
          HUA LÍAN HATERS:”I JUST WE’RE NO-
          Me:”Well, would you look at that,I don’t remember asking.”
          HUA LIAN HATERS:”I am NOT a bird!”
          Me:”Says the bird…ferociously.”
          *HUA LÍAN HATERS CREATES FIGHT IN TWITTER*
          Me:”Oh fantastic, whose bright idea was to give birds devices?”
          Me:”Why hello there haters! Question for you, if I give you some breadcrumbs, will you get the hell off my roof?”
          HUA LIAN HATERS:”I’m not a freaking bird bro.”
          Me:”Of course not! You’re not just any bird, you’re an ENDANGERED SPECIES.”
          Me:”If I were you, I’d take the breadcrumbs, they’ll be the LAST YOU’LL EVER HAVE!”
          HUA LIAN HATERS:”Dude I’m not a bird-
          *Annoying messages spam to this person*
          HUA LIAN HATERS:”YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME!?”
          Me:”Oh I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help but notice that you’re missing a cane, therefore your opinion is invalid.”
          HUA LIAN HATERS:”YEAH, I HAVE A GUITAR!”
          Me:”Silly stupid moron, birds can’t play the guitar.”
          Me:”Let’s see how you like it bird, when I return the favor and SHIT on YOU!”
          My friend:”.”
          Me:”Oh I could just throw you onto a wall, either one works, see Qi Rong? This is what having a real cane does, it makes you invincible.”
          *One Second Later*
          Me:”FUCK!”

TwilightPotatoeO_O

This annoying bird is currently being annoying and shitting ON MY VEST
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TwilightPotatoeO_O

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He’s being a fucking moron for now
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TwilightPotatoeO_O

Happy PI day<33 (not pie, but if it was pie day, I would’ve love that holiday even more)

CrownPrince_OfXianle

@TwilightPotatoeO_O Ah yes. I do not like the texture of apple pie
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TwilightPotatoeO_O

I actually do like pie actually, pumpkin one of the top 3 fav flavors, top 1 apple pie, second is either pumpkin or lemon pie actually
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