Dakotaji_3602
love democracy
Tristonbacon
Tristonbacon
@Dakotaji_3602 if I sounded mean I apologize man I just Have some important stuff like getting ready for college and everything But thank you for continuing to read my stories I really appreciate it
Dakotaji_3602
The true crimson hero of the multivers new Chapter ? [sorry]
Tristonbacon
To all my followers and viewers I appreciate you for being patient with me but I'm sorry I haven't been able to update any of my major stories as of late right now I'm preparing for college and all that so I will try to update where I can but anyway I appreciate you all for viewing my stories thank you so much
Dakotaji_3602
hi u good ?
Tristonbacon
@Dakotaji_3602 Yeah just been real busy lately sorry about that
Dakotaji_3602
@Tristonbacon hi u ok ?
Tristonbacon
@Dakotaji_3602 Yeah just dealing with some personal issues but I'm OK
BlueMalu15
When will the next issei lich king chapter Come out?
Tristonbacon
@BlueMalu15 I'm currently trying to figure out what I want to write in the chapter it's been pretty hard for me lately Plus I've been dealing with some personal stuff that's why I haven't been updating a lot of my stories I'm sorry for keeping you waiting but thank you for reading my stories I appreciate it
BlueMalu15
@BlueMalu15 i think both but mostly the one where issei only died and brought back to life has the new lich king
Dakotaji_3602
Narrator Voice (Tom Kane-style):
"The Galactic Republic is in chaos. War rages across the stars. But a darker truth lies beneath the surface... the Jedi Order hasn’t paid taxes in 900 years."
Scene: Senate Chamber
Mas Amedda:
“Chancellor, the Jedi's tax exemption status has raised suspicion in the Banking Clan.”
Palpatine:
“Their treason is not only against the Republic... but the IRS itself.”
Scene: Jedi Temple
Mace Windu:
“We’re peacekeepers, not accountants.”
Yoda:
“Deductions… misused, they were.”
Scene: Mustafar
Anakin:
“They lied to me! They said property on Coruscant was a write-off!”
Scene: Palpatine’s Office
Palpatine, flipping through thousands of pages of Jedi financial records.
Palpatine:
“Jedi Council expenses include... unlimited blue milk, robes made of Naboo silk, and… an entire moon claimed as a ‘business retreat?’”
Mas Amedda:
“That's... worse than Count Dooku’s crypto scam.”
Order 66 Activation Scene:
Palpatine:
“Execute Order 66. Let the Force audit begin.”
Bonus Trooper Line:
Clone Commander Cody:
“Sorry, General Kenobi. The IRS doesn't do mercy.”