Sabbath🏳️‍⚧️

I have this like rubber oreo that you chew on and I watch very nostalgic kids shows like Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids, all the way to the fucking Twirlywoos, what I  was watching LAST NIGHT. AT LIKE 11PM.
          
          I love when they turn into those fat donuts its amazing ^^
          

OOOOH I'M GONNA EAT NERDS FOR LUUUNCH!
          
          "You have Mr Patel period 4 you dick!"
          
          I'M STILL GONNA EAT NERDS FOR LUNCH!
          
          K I regret it. Got SWARMED by people screaming at me and my undiagnosed autistic and very anxious ass said no :,)

i was a bad girl

WE ARE GETTING SOMEWHEREEEE....
          2 NON BINARY SINGERS FOR EUROVISON ^^
          Bambie Thug for Ireland had an amazing song and they had to have a screaming coach. Their song is called Doomsday Blue (might be on spotify)
          And Nemo was also amazing. They were like joe quinn but in a light salmon skirt, white fishnets+shoes, salmon jacket floof, really nice makeup and false nails like they were SLAYING and their song was The Code :>
          
          (Think I'm simping for Nemo  SHHHHHHHH)

The fucking Eurovision is rigged people of America are so lucky like I was just watching my Eastenders on BBC and had to watch Eurovision because I cba to get up JUST for the remote :,)

IM BAAACKKK

Just saw a meme that said “I’ve wanted to be a trophy wife since I was a little boy” and the pic was Steve XD

Pirate/mer Stranger Things x Spider-verse
          
          Hobie:What's this?
          Pirate Eddie, proudly:It's a jar of dirt ^^
          Miles:Why you got a jar of dir-
          Hobie:...Ok I like you we're friends now. Oui?
          Pirate Eddie:Uhm...
          Miles:Let him think, Hobie-
          Hobie:OUI.
          
          (Meanwhile on a rock)
          
          Gwen:Is that your TAIL?!
          Mer!Steve: You don't have one?
          Patvir:No but we have these! (Shoots webs) ^^ pew!
          Gwen:Weirdo :)
          Mer!Steve:So...you're spiders? Eddie eats spiders...
          Gwen:WHO'S EDDIE?!
          Patvir:He eats SPIDERS?! (Hides behind Gwen)
          Mer!Steve:Yeah he's a guy I plowed and got pregnant ;)
          Gwen:...
          Patvir:...That is messed up.
          
          (BAK ON DA BOAT)
          Eddie:...and THAT is how a mer plows people
          Hobie:AHAAHHHHAHEHAAHEHHHAAAAAH
          Miles:WTF HOBIE WHY ARE YOU CACKLING-
          Eddie:Anyway he knocked me up and it's pain ^^
          Hobie:Loving the mood swings, mate.
          Miles:I DON'T!
          Hobie:Go find Gwen and Patvir then...Istg, kids these days mate (Sighs, then sips coke britishly)

EVERYONE SHUT UP 
          
          Pirate captain Eddie who is gallivanting with his crew.
          
          After 6 months he's pregnant.
          
          Gareth and Jeff r just wtf-ing and the kid crewmates try to find out who the baby daddy is.
          
          Enter mer Steve, son of the mer King and Queen ^^

Drunk Eddie who sings Too Sweet WAAAY too loudly outside Steve's house. Falls onto the grass, voice cracking as he giggles. Neighbours yelling all the while Steve is laughing from his window.
          
          They're not dating.