"Party like a rock star."
"Holy Trombones on a Pogo Stick!"
"Holy Sock Puppet in a Sausage Factory!"
"Holy Crap!"
"Holy Pop Tarts and a Pencil Sharpener!"
"Holy Happy Holidays in a ha-
Holy Happy Holidays in a ha--
Holy- HAH!"
"Holy Toothpaste in a Suitcase!"
"Holy Bumblebees on a Body Board!"
"Holy Carrot Cake on a Kitten!"
"Holy Reused Joke on a Webtoon!"
"Holy Mongoose in a Monster Truck!"
"Holy Beachball in a Blender!"
"Holy Hot Dog on a Toaster!"
"Holy Bug in a Cats Box!"
"Holy Lonely Pony Eating Macaroni!"
"Holy Mother of Wet Blazers Satel Socks!"
"Holy F-"
"Holy Snowflake on Jabba the Hut!"
-Lea
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