Yo!

Apparently, I'm not part Australian on my dad's side. Apparently, it was a joke that started when I was a little kid and everyone has referenced it so much that I thought it was true.
          
          EVERYONE KNEW IT WAS A JOKE OTHER THAN ME!

SURPRISE! I'M NOT PHYSICALLY DEAD! I ONLY FEEL LIKE IT!

Hello, fellow members of the alphabet mafia. Tis our month.

The only good thing Umbitch did was outlaw heterosexual relationships at Hogwarts

I'm taking a break

Mine hips cannot bear false witnesses for my hips do have not the size to exist aside from the sole purpose to hold up the trousers of yours truly.

Would you people say that you are your own friend?

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          The only time I'll allow you all to be criminals

Status: I've become a single mom
          
          
          
          
          It was a clean split.