IMA FUCKING PIGEON

So at the place I work at (I work fast food and it’s not Burger King just for context) I had this guy ask for a whopper jr and the Friday special 
          
          But it was Thursday and we don’t serve whoppers XD 
          
          Anybody else ever experience something like this?

Holy cow 
          
          
          
          
          Tik tok is insane I’m almost at 1k followers lol

I HAVE BAGELS NOW WOOOOOOOOOO
          

I’m not the only who eats the bottom of the muffin first right?
          
          
          
          
          Also here this funny thing I found on TikTok 
          
          Roses are red
          
          This situation is dire
          
          HARRY-
          
          HARRY DID YOU PUT TOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!

Diarrhea is hereditary
          
          It runs in your jeans 
          
          XD

Ok so here me out
          
          
          Shadow but like
          
          
          
          Pirate captain 
          
          
          Please tell me I’m not the only one who wanted that… 

Here’s a fun little fact about me
          
          
          
          If I’m not given specific instructions for certain tasks I cease to function normally 
          
          
          
          It’s a real problem because then I just stand there and everyone is like “is there a reason your just standing there? Go do something.” And I’m like stuck because they told me to do something but then I don’t know what I’m going to do.
          
          
          
          
          So I just stand there and my body won’t move and my brain is making fucking fax machine noises and I’m panicking on the inside and yeah. It’s just something I have to struggle with every day and it sucks big butt 

ur cute

Roses are red
          Bow down to your master 
          You may be fast 
          But Elmo is faster 

MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS