(one guy is eating cereal, while another watches with disgust)
You put milk before the cereal? that's gay.
What?
That's so gay.
What do you mean?
Well... when a gamer doesn't like something, they call it gay.
So are gamers gay?
What? no...
What does gay mean, exactly?
Well... gay means... and I'm not saying YOU are this... being gay is when... a boy likes another boy.
I like boys!
Yeah, I do too, but do you LIKE-like boys?
I like like you...
I like like you too...!
(and that kids, is how I met your father.)