goodday~

Pee is stored in the balls 

hello! Not sure if you remember me but yeah-

ITS JAN 12th RIGHT? IF I GOT IT RIGHT THEN HAPPY BIRTHDAYY! Thank you for being the smart and funny person you are! May you have a wonderful birthday! :D

Pints of guiness make you strong my brother 

"Pushing and shoving me
          You still love me, you still love me
          But you didn't need to push it on me"
          
          "Saw that gap again today
          While you were begging me to stay
          Managed to push myself away
          And you, as well, my dear"

My good friend, how is your day 

"Make your whole life revolve around sports, walk tough, don't act too smart
          Be a mean machine, then we'll help you get ahead"
          
          "The star quarterback lies injured
          Unconscious on the football field
          Looks like his neck's been broken
          Seems to happen somewhere every year
          
          His mom and dad clutch themselves and cry
          Their favorite son will never walk again
          Coach says 'That boy gave a hundred percent
          What spirit, what a man!'
          
          But who cares? Game's over!
          Let's go get wasted, man!
          To the 7-11, to the liquor store!
          Let's party all night and party some more!"

"I've never been good at anything, except for fucking up and ruining everything"

"I wanna tell you that I miss you
          That'll just add to the issue
          So I keep my head down low
          And hope you'll show up at my door
          I adore you
          Should've told you that before
          But you know i'm bad with words
          No fuck it, I don't love you"

"See a counselor if you need to ease your troubled mind
          And could you please sit over there?
          I don't want you crying in my beer
          Do you want some cheese with all that wine?"