ThorpeHazell

I just came across a Wattpad book on Hitler and Stalin's love. I'm shook

mangoxhoe

Leo :( I'm so lonely tonight :( 
          
          
          
          I mean I have Aliyah but let's ignore that 
          
          
          
          :(:(:(

mangoxhoe

@ThorpeHazell You didn't deny the smut thing. I see you, Leo ;););)
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ThorpeHazell

@mangoxhoe There's a reason why it's in quotation marks
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mangoxhoe

@ThorpeHazell awww I feel loved :') best friend :')
            
            So I'm just going to assume you're reading smut 
            
            Okie dokie 
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mangoxhoe

SO IVE BEEN SINGING TO ALLL MY FRIENDS TODAY
          
          and since we're besties now, it's your turn :3
          
          ARE YOU READY
          
          be excited and I hope your favourite superhero is spiderman because 
          
          THE DICK CONNECTED TO MY WALLS LIKE ITS SPIDER-MAN, MY SALIVA DONT DRY UP EVEN BY A FAN, yOU GOT ME CAUGHT UP IN YO WEB, YOU MY SPIDER-MAN 
          
          suck ramen noodles off that dick that's my vitamin :3
          
          LALLALALALAA

mangoxhoe

@ThorpeHazell OH. That won't happen, you like me too much now. I'm like that annoying song stuck in your head that you hate but can't stop singing 
            
            I'm contradicting myself but couldn't find a better comparison :):)
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ThorpeHazell

@mangoxhoe Where I go back to snapping your neck and giving you fractures.
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mangoxhoe

@ThorpeHazell What's the reserve button :)
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mangoxhoe

Hellooo, I'm not here to be annoying today. How are you, Leo? :):)

ThorpeHazell

@mangoxhoe Forever only lasts a millisecond.
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mangoxhoe

@ThorpeHazell Same. I don't like the idea of us being best friends. I like the idea of us being best friends FOREVERRRRR <3
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ThorpeHazell

@mangoxhoe The secret is: I don't like the idea of us being best friends.
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devilfingerr

Stalin 
          
          Brezhnev
          
          Which one had the big eyebrows 
          
          SIKE IT WAS JUST ME IN DISGUISE :)

devilfingerr

Funny story but I can't click that link :))))))(
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ThorpeHazell

@saddgyal It's all about Stalin's mustache and Brezhnev's eyebrows. 
            
            https://media.giphy.com/media/sxZ2r9wwvSz72/giphy.gif
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