Far from normal, but not crazy, just insane ;-)
Love reading and writing. Music is essential to my well being and coffee is an addiction.

Ladies and Gentlemen
Hobos and tramps
Cross eyed mozzies
And Knob kneed ants
I now stand before you
To sit down behind you
Telling you something I know nothing about

The entrance is free
You pay at the door
Grab a chair
And sit on the floor.

One dark night in the middle of the day
Two dead men got up to play
They drew swords in the sand
Picked them up
And shot each other

If you do not believe my lie is true
Ask Joe, the blind man, for he saw it too
For a paralyzed donkey walking by
Kicked him in the eye

Build a wall 6 feet tall
Full it with sand
And drown them all

No clue who wrote the above but I love it anyway.
  • South Africa
  • JoinedOctober 31, 2016



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