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Some interesting facts about me that to read would be a perfect use of your time!
-Sup?!
-My profile picture is of a flying cat because I'm actually a cat that flies! No, I lied, not really
-I love make-up and  flouncy dresses and I read Vogue, which makes me sound like a flower, but I also speak elfish and watch top gear, so hopefully you're not too annoyed yet. 
-I love the sims! A chance to create duel realities! I'm a stock broker who lives in a castle with my alien husband Joe, who loves to play golf, and we have two flawless alien kids called Galadriel and Elrond :D
-I'm actually a Time Lady who has misplaced her pocket watch! If anyone finds it please tell me!
-I love Twilight! BAZINGA!
-I love Doctor Who, as you can probably tell if you have half a brain cell, but I hate Amy Pond, and if you do too, meesage me about how much you think she sucks, and we can rant together. I've previously been ranting with my friend who's good at maths, but I think she's getting sick of it because she kept trying to get of that topic and now she's not replying at all, so!
-I'm a nesquik chocolate milk addict
-also a milky way magic stars addict
-and a skittle addict, okay, I think you get the picture
-I watch Criminal Minds every night and I'm convinced all my neighbors are unsubs
-I'm a boss at 31! (the card game)
-I'm obsessed with The Big Bang Theory, Being Human (the u.k version, obvisously! The u.s version is completely awful!) and Merlin
-Sometimes late at night when I can't sleep I watch Keeping up the Kardashians... and ponder over how low humanity has fallen.
- I have an ood butler named Humphrey. 
-I've been learning Spanish for six years and I still can't speak it

Favorite Quotes: 
'Rules are there to be broken!'
-My dad

"Sorry, I was in the la-la land"
-my brother after zoning out (not in a joking manner, he really said that)

"Why bother to have a real conversation when we can just listen to someone else's?"
- my friend Naomi on eavesdropping