Jade :3

Hello, may I introduce myself? I'm Jade, and I've moved to this account from @jadeychelsiejordan because I was suffocating under the ammount of stories I'd started and failed to complete. 

So, erm, god I hate writing about myself! I bet I sound so boring! Can I make all of this up? I mean what could be more interesting than fake information!


Well my names Philip, I'm a potato that was born and raised by five mice called Philis, Barbara, Audrey, Egburt and Bob. At the age of six I could already fly an aeroplane and drive several types of cars including a Porsche. When I got into my teens I discovered I was a type of hippo, and that all of the mice that called me ugly when I was a baby were right. I was quite a disgrace, but now I knew it was because I was a flying hippo, and now I'm here writing my autobiography and heading for fame...

Okay, so maybe that isn't strictly true, but atleast I provided some entertainment, right? So heres for the real facts, even if they aren't as interesting as the last lot.

*_*_* My name is Jade, I'm thirteen and a dedicated Twihard!

*_*_* I like playing the guitar and I adore reading and writing. Well I bet you already knew that though didn't you?

*_*_* I have four cats. They are called Storm, Sprite, Cherry  (Pronounced Sh-erry) and Perry :) My babies :) 

*_*_* I'm a sucker for sad fims, but I don't mind a good horror every now and again. Even they make me poop my panties. 

*_*_* I'm also a dedicated Bro, I love Pewdiepie and you can talk to me about him anytime any day, I love him :3

*_*_* And you'll probably find that most of my stories will have werewolves in them :) No hate please :3 

*_*_* Thats it now, talk to me any time! 

Bye! *Brofist* =^.^=