JJ

I am a proud worshiper of the Leprechaun God of Chicken Nuggets.

WORSHIP HIS WHITE UNDIES OR PAY THE PRICE!

"I don't really like anybody, so don't say I'm like anybody"

"There is now a level Zero."

"Lex malla, lex nulla."

"My father will hear about this!" & "What an idiot"

"I'm surrounded by idiots"

"You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means."

If you don't feel like calling me The_Thingamajigy, call me JJ.

Not to offend all you Homo sepiens, but I'm Homo-sepien-phobic. 

I'm not the kind of person who's going to spare your feelings, I'll tell you what I think as politely as I can, but I won't lie to make you feel better. I'd prefer you do the same thing back.

Don't ask me to read your book of you're not excepting me to give the cold hard truth about it. I'll read it, but if your book sucks, I'll tell you that.

Hurt me, I'll deal. Hurt my friends or family, you'll wish were in h*ll.