"You like Futurama, Harry Potter, and Joe Biden memes. You can't sing, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it, you're never gonna make it."
"I don't want to make it, I just wanna-"
- 6669 Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Jingletown, CA
- JoinedOctober 18, 2015
- website: www.tumblr.com/blog/global-dictator
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Stories by Global Dictator
- 3 Published Stories
![Zoidberg's Haiku by TheZoidbergian](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/52255101-288-k248813.jpg)
![My Book of Random Thoughts and Things by TheZoidbergian](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/56625347-288-k781506.jpg)
My Book of Random Thoughts and Thi...
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Why hello there, puny human! You member of the species making it worse for all other species your planet! You...
![Zoidy Burger (futurama + Harry Potter) by TheZoidbergian](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/52194515-288-k249070.jpg)
Zoidy Burger (futurama + Harry Pot...
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Once upon a time, a space lobster baby's parents were killed. Now 11 years later one question is to be asked...