OFFLINE

(on a short break, sorry)

oink.


Welcome to my profile!
My name's Vivian!


• I won't be accepting reading requests from now on. I already have MANY books in my library. But if I do accept, for whatever reason, make sure it's completed. •


- 99% of my comments are about stupid crap, so don't mind me. 🤡
- I am a female. Or am I? *checks pussycat* Yup, I am. 
Ew. Did you think of something else? I was just checking my imaginary pet cat, gosh. You need holy water.
- I hate humans. All they do is eat us bananas. That's why I scream :(
- Another reason why I scream is because some humans use the banana emoji for extremely unholy things. I am appalled. Stick to the eggplant instead.
- I currently live with my cousin, The Annoying Orange. He doesn't like me very much, though.
- I'd like to think I have well grammer.
- I read weird shite sometimes (okay, you caught me. MOST of the time) and I'm not proud of it.
- Procrastination is my hobby.
- I get no sleep because of Wattpad.
- I'm a REALLY slow reader.
- I suck at everything. Except at being an idiot :))


Feel free to check out my reading lists and see what you like, I guess. 


Goodbye now, stalker!