TheRedSourPatchKid

A little excerpt from my upcoming one-shot:
          	
          	"'Who orders a steak well done?' Vi asks. 'Cattle ranchers in Demacia don't devote their lives to farming so people can order well-done filets!'
          	That's exactly what Caitlyn thought when she rang in that steak, but she isn't going to say anything. She just needs Vi to throw that steak back on the grill.
          	She says, 'Maybe if you had cooked the steak correctly the first time, this wouldn't be an issue!'
          	'Damn, Piltie's got bite,' Zeri says.
          	Vi continues. 'Maybe if you had done your job and recommended he didn't have the flavor cooked out of his steak, this wouldn't be an issue!'
          	'Hey!' Jayce shouts in his Big Scary Manager Voice. 'Knock it off!'"
          	
          	ooh, you wanna know what that's all about, huh?  help me get to 800 followers and it'll be all yours on Friday!

TheRedSourPatchKid

@pxetic-bxxk I always have dad jokes lmao
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pxetic-bxxk

@TheRedSourPatchKid everyone run. Reds bringing in dad jokes
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TheRedSourPatchKid

A little excerpt from my upcoming one-shot:
          
          "'Who orders a steak well done?' Vi asks. 'Cattle ranchers in Demacia don't devote their lives to farming so people can order well-done filets!'
          That's exactly what Caitlyn thought when she rang in that steak, but she isn't going to say anything. She just needs Vi to throw that steak back on the grill.
          She says, 'Maybe if you had cooked the steak correctly the first time, this wouldn't be an issue!'
          'Damn, Piltie's got bite,' Zeri says.
          Vi continues. 'Maybe if you had done your job and recommended he didn't have the flavor cooked out of his steak, this wouldn't be an issue!'
          'Hey!' Jayce shouts in his Big Scary Manager Voice. 'Knock it off!'"
          
          ooh, you wanna know what that's all about, huh?  help me get to 800 followers and it'll be all yours on Friday!

TheRedSourPatchKid

@pxetic-bxxk I always have dad jokes lmao
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pxetic-bxxk

@TheRedSourPatchKid everyone run. Reds bringing in dad jokes
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TheRedSourPatchKid

if yinz can get me to 800 followers I'll post the CaitVi one-shot I've been holding hostage next week

TheRedSourPatchKid

@Silmarilz1701 I've had this fic hostage since like September and I feel like it's starting to manifest some bad vibes in my life ToT it's time to set it free lmao
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Silmarilz1701

@TheRedSourPatchKid xD not the hostage holding!!! And I still need to read the Halloween one rip
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TheRedSourPatchKid

Hot people read wlw fanfiction, so you should probably check out my latest CaitVi one-shot, Halloweekend.  It's got references to other animated lesbians, and jello shots, and it's an AU so if you're not familiar with Arcane, you can still read it for a fun lil story about rivals to lovers lesbians!
          check it out on wattpad (family friendly): https://www.wattpad.com/story/400546244-caitvi-one-shots-arcane
          
          or on AO3 (NSFW): https://archiveofourown.org/works/72888636
          
          please leave comments, I love responding to them and reading your reactions (:

aidenacharyya

@TheRedSourPatchKid (alas no I don’t but I may get it because you’re like the 4th person to ask) (I will update you if I get it)
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TheRedSourPatchKid

@aidenacharyya yessss omg (dw they're on ao3 too)  (also do you have discord I realized I have no way of keeping in touch with you lol)
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aidenacharyya

OMG RED IN HER ARCANE ERA?? LFG
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TheRedSourPatchKid

and... now that i'm back from celebrating Halloweekend myself, it's time to let you all know that my new CaitVi one-shot Halloweekend hit the virtual shelves on Friday!
          
          for the SFW Wattpad version, click here: https://www.wattpad.com/1584276612-caitvi-one-shots-arcane-halloweekend
          
          for the full, unabridged spicy version of Halloweekend, check it out on AO3 here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/72888636?view_adult=true
          
          and huge shout-out to my friend Cyan (@PerseusJSonOfSea) for posting the AO3 link on the wattpad version for me because apparently I only publish CaitVi one-shots when I'm down for the count.  if you aren't following him already, you should be!  he's a fantastic writer and altogether just a good dude (:

PerseusJSonOfSea

@TheRedSourPatchKid Thanks! Glad to help. 
            The oneshot is just 'fantastic' (like all your other works tbh).
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TheRedSourPatchKid

***and because I was doing halloweekend myself all weekend, I am unable to reply to comments until tomorrow!  thank you for the love and I cannot wait to read what everyone thinks about this story!
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