A little excerpt from my upcoming one-shot:
"'Who orders a steak well done?' Vi asks. 'Cattle ranchers in Demacia don't devote their lives to farming so people can order well-done filets!'
That's exactly what Caitlyn thought when she rang in that steak, but she isn't going to say anything. She just needs Vi to throw that steak back on the grill.
She says, 'Maybe if you had cooked the steak correctly the first time, this wouldn't be an issue!'
'Damn, Piltie's got bite,' Zeri says.
Vi continues. 'Maybe if you had done your job and recommended he didn't have the flavor cooked out of his steak, this wouldn't be an issue!'
'Hey!' Jayce shouts in his Big Scary Manager Voice. 'Knock it off!'"
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