Status: Inactive (probably forgot password for this account)
Feast your eyes on me-
Hi I'm the official fridge of
wattpad!
I keep ur food fresh and cold
I know you slowly close me to see if my lights go off
I made this account for fun-
But I'm most likely to forget about having this account in the first place
I appreciate the tea
I like reading fanfics
Then one day I stumbled upon smut-
Fridge faccs:
1. A refrigerator usually accounts for about 12% of a property's energy bill.
Boom.
2. National Clean Out Your Fridge is in November 14.
That's right, clean us fridges.
3. Having a lot of fridge magnets can actually place you in the Guinness Book.
The most fridge magnets so far is 32,000.
4. The largest fridge in the world is 27 kilometers long.
Now you can live in a fridge.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
(Update-marshmallows now available~)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! (And this is the real reason i have sore throat)
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!( It's actually fun, much fun)
6. One word: UNDERLINGS slash MINIONS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!
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