Vintage Mermaid

Unicorns poop Rainbows.
Why can't I poop rainbows?!?

I only eat llama's when they have been on a pizza diet.

Eating pizza with llama meat... That's on my bucketlist!

Me: Why did the llama cross the road?

You: idk why?

Me: to get to the fatass's house.
Me: knock knock

You: who's there?

Me: the llama

So I'm on this seafood diet: when I see food I eat it!

So fashion is my drugs, 
Unicorns my dealers.