EwanKidner
Hello, do you remember me?, I haven’t been here in a while, I was wondering if you could check out the scenarios I left you back in may some time.
In the meantime, I was wondering if you could react to these new ones I came up with.
1. A simple one. Akikta is with some members of the Splatoon, they meet me in a room, they see me working on a game piece of technology that none of them recognise, Akikta comes forward to see me, Marina is obviously curious and comes as well, Akikta asks what I’m doing, I just say ‘Realigning the transformer rods in this tachyon satellite array’ , which they obviously don’t understand, then Marina asks what the machine does and I look up to her for a second, then look back down and say, ‘It’s beyond your comprehension’
How do you think they would respond to that?
2. I am working with another unusual advanced machine later, and while I am in it, my coat get a tear in it, I walk out, someone says ‘Your coat has a tear in it’ and points to the part that goes from my knee to my ankle, I say ‘Oh, so it does’ then everyone watches me lean over to the tear, hold it together, then rub it swiftly, then I stand up straight again, shake my coat, and they see that the tear is gone, then I say, ‘There, good as new’
Someone asks me how that happened, I explained that my coat consists of a nanotechnology that can realign itself when torn as the molecules know where they are supposed to be and arrange themselves there when you apply friction.
3. We come to a room and someone asks what it is, I say ‘It’s a useless room full of useless junk’, Akikta asks me why I say that, I point to a sign, and it literally reads ‘Useless room full of useless junk’
How do you think Akikta would react to that?
4. Frye has wanted to fight me for a while now, she keeps challenging me, eventually I sigh and go ‘Fine’ I take a few steps back and casually say, ‘Come get me’, everyone watches her charge for a punch, I just grab her wrist and twist it, then pin her down
EwanKidner
What sounds like random stuff to each other and them not getting it?
7. Another funny one, Someone asks some stuff about me, I mention that my first job was a surgeon, I mentioned that it was I really fun job, but I word it poorly and say,
‘I just really loved putting my hands inside of people and getting all close up and personal with their insides’
After a few seconds I ask ‘Sorry did that sound weird?’
I also tell them that I only liked being a surgeon because it didn’t require talking to patients, because I didn’t like socialising but I did like biology and bodies, which is why I chose that.
I also mention that later on I left that job and had a lengthy career history, being part of the military for a while at some points, but also working as an architect, scientist engineer and a lot of other things, although I note that I generally preferred work that involved things rather than people.
EwanKidner
On her belly, then pull out a feather and start tickling her, this goes on for a bit, then I stand up and walk off, when she sits up, everyone notices something, I tickled her until she wet herself, and since she wears light clothes, it’s very noticeable, there is a huge urine stain all over her lower clothing.
How do you think Frye and everyone else would react to that, let’s be honest, some including shiver would probably make fun of her.
5. We all come to 2 doors, we know that one is full of salmonids and the other isn’t, I say that the left one is the one with salmonids, but then I say that I can even prove it and then walk in, everyone thinks I’m pulling there legs and they follow me inside, it takes us 5 minutes to get to a room, and it turns out I was right, hundreds of salmonids surrounded us, they go into attack, but everyone sees me pull out what looks like a stop watch from my coat collar, then suddenly, we all get surrounded by a something that looks like a green bubble, then the salmonids look like they are slowing down, until they stop, and then everything goes in reverse until the salmonids disappear and we move backwards through the corridor we went through and arrive back at the two doors, then I put the stopwatch back down my collar and say ‘See, I knew that was the bad one, anyway let’s get going’ then walk through the right door, completely bamboozled, someone asks ‘What the heck was that just now’ and I reply ‘Just a little something that reverses time’ then I say ‘Simple technology really’ as if that’s just something everyone has.
This one is really funny, how do you think, everyone, especially the splatoon especially would react to the fact that I just casually have technology that can do that?
6. This is a funny one, me and Akikta are both from ages ago, we can get things that nobody else could, at one point, me and Akikta start throwing movie and book references at each other.
How do you think the others would react to us saying
