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Clever, clever! What a smart hairless ape you are! You've found my page, congratulations. Don't worry, I'm not up to anything... Yet.
 -But don't worry yourself to death now, I like to take my time with things. While you're here, feel free to look around. 
By the way, don't taunt me with that fool in a cape if you do choose to send me a message.
 After all, who's afraid of a big black bat?


If any of you actually look, you may find that my "books" are all gone now. That's because I unpublished them. I shall try to write something that's actually worthy for someone's eyes to gaze upon...