TheJalapenoOnAStiick

I'm sorry that I just kinda died off guys.
          	
          	I don't even know what happened. I just have been busy after school with studying for my German class (because I love it so much) and all these other things that I just kinda forgot about writing for a while.
          	
          	BUT I SWEAR MY BOOKSHOP HAS NOT BURNED DOWN AND I HAVE NOT DISCORPORATED- YET.
          	
          	-with these really bad cramps, I might just discorporate soon, not to mention I almost had a heat stroke today.

TheJalapenoOnAStiick

I'm sorry that I just kinda died off guys.
          
          I don't even know what happened. I just have been busy after school with studying for my German class (because I love it so much) and all these other things that I just kinda forgot about writing for a while.
          
          BUT I SWEAR MY BOOKSHOP HAS NOT BURNED DOWN AND I HAVE NOT DISCORPORATED- YET.
          
          -with these really bad cramps, I might just discorporate soon, not to mention I almost had a heat stroke today.

TheJalapenoOnAStiick

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*sips sweet tea*
          
          I fucked up

Rayne_Or_Shine

@TheJalapenoOnAStiick draw the face you want on a sticky note and stick it on 
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TheJalapenoOnAStiick

@Rayne_Or_Shine  I forgot how to draw a face right before I put my pen down to drown the face on my drawing and I tried to just go with it, but it didn't work out very well...
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TheJalapenoOnAStiick

Okay. I just got a horrible idea that I think I'm crying about.
          
          
          So we all know about how Crowley had this soft spot for kids... but why?
          
          While I was doing some drawing earlier today I got this random idea that popped into my head.
          
          We find ourselves in heaven before Crowley falls. He is an angel that is known to switch between presenting male or female. However, lately, he's been presenting female. This is for one main reason, God has granted Crawly the gift to bear a child. Now we have already had some of the first angels fall and when Crawly finds out about Lucifer's fall, she becomes worried. That was the group that she had been hanging around with for a while. Rumors begin to go around Heaven that Crawly will be in the next group of angels to fall, and sadly the rumors turn out to be true.
          
          When Crawly finally falls, everything feels different. But there is one thing in particular, one thing that is missing. The child she was to give birth to is no more.
          And before humanity is even created, Crawly has accidentally just made their evilest creation;
           the feeling a mother feels when she loses a child.

ILikeMyMenFictional

@TheJalapenoOnAStiick that is so awful and also amazing and HOW COULD YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING SO HEARTBREAKING BUT ALSO PERFECT. ily, but that hurt
            
            Write. A. Story. 
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TheJalapenoOnAStiick

So yeah, it may not make sense at all, but I just thought of it and now I'm crying.
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TheJalapenoOnAStiick

This last hour literally consisted of me realizing that the main joke for my fanfiction is probably going to be that no one gets Crowley's name right and he's constantly correcting people. Some people do it accidentally, others do it to piss him off.

TheJalapenoOnAStiick

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OKAY, GUYS, I NEED YOUR HELP.
          
          SO I'm trying to figure out a demon name for Azirphale (because I don't like the thing a lot of people have been doing, "AziraFell"). So I have two demon names and their meanings and I'm completely torn between them.
          
          Andromalius - fallen angel who appears as a man holding a serpent.
          Azael - evil, fallen angel who cohabited with women.
          
          I liked Andromalius because he appears as holding a serpent and it really spoke to me as he dealt with a serpent as an angel so he would do the same as a demon.
          
          Now for Azael, I picked this one because I just like the idea of Demon!Aziraphale basically being a playboy or some shit.
          
          
          So yeah. I'm torn and I need help.
          Please give me your ideas on these two names....

ILikeMyMenFictional

@TheJalapenoOnAStick Sounds like it's gonna be awesome! 
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Rayne_Or_Shine

Or could be another demon I dunno at this point 
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Rayne_Or_Shine

@TheJalapenoOnAStiick Azael because I actually now crap from SPN about Azael 
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TheJalapenoOnAStiick

I don't think you guys understand how many ideas I actually have. I have an ENTIRE notebook filled with ideas I needed to jot down these last few days cuz I couldn't get to Wattpad. But at the same time, I don't have the inspiration to actually write the stories...
          
          Like I have this one specific idea that I could turn into actual fanfic, not just a oneshot. But do I have the energy or brainpower to do that? Hell no.
          
          So yeah. I-
          
          I don't even know.

Panic_At_The_Dingo

Dude this is literally me
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