It's the real šhit

Alrighty guys, soo I know you people are following me because You guys THINK I'll post the book The Fault In Our Stars by John Green. Unfortunately, that act is ILLEGAL and personally got a rejection from John Green saying I can't upload the book. So in conclusion, DO NOT FOLLOW ME IF THAT WAS THE ONLY REASON.

Now that we're done with that, let me introduce myself...Hello my name is Natalia but you can call me Nati or whatever you want, just don't call me Natalie. Why? Because it's NOT MY NAME. I'm not gonna tell you guys about my age or where I live because then you'll go all creepy stalker mode on me, but I assure you I am NOT older than 100 *thumbs up and a wink* The Walking Dead and Breaking Bad are LYFE. Also a MAJOR directioner (SLAYY ME ZAYN) The life I'm living is as boring as your mom's åss. Oh yeah, that's another thing about me... I like to curse A LOT so if your bothered by it then... Sorry, but I can't do anything about it. I have five CRACK WHORE (not really) best friends that are high on life... And so am I. I'm totally a crazy MEXICAN and my hair is ALWAYS a mess. I SWEAR it could be a bird's nest. I don't have a motto or šhit like that because I don't believe in that sack of balls. Talk to me guys... I respond but usually pretty late.

Well, that's it for me until next time losers *pulls out awesome shades and leather jacket, kicks the door down, walks out like a boss and starts shooting random people with toy guns*  
~SENERY CHANGE~
People are ducking and rolling (everyone screams) "ITS NERF OR NOTHING!" ... And suddenly I get run over by a truck and get mugged by a druggie and you guys stare at me like... Da fuk? 
~PLOT TWIST~ 
The world turns into the Walking Dead and we're all characters from Rick's group (I CALL MISHONE) then we go out there save lame åss people like the priest (forgot his name) and kill the nasties 
Ps. my username is misspelled cuz someone stole the real deal
PEACE! #ZiamIsReal #LarryIsReal