TheErfQueen

Reading down in this description, you are probably looking to find some decent information about me, seeing if I'm worth it or not. 

I'm not. Worth it, that is. 

Anyways, I'll give you some satisfaction and give you some information. And if any information wasn't given that you were looking for, give me a dm and I'll shoot an answer as soon as I can. Don't worry, any question will be fine, I love questions. 

Anyways, I'll give you the basics, starting with the who's, what's, when's, why's, where's and how's. I doubt the how's will be needed though. 

WHO: My name is Stephanie/Calum. I am called both. You may call me Steph, Cal, Cal Pal, Calumni, etc. 

WHAT: What am I? Well, in my opinion, I am a flaw needing improvement. Yet every time I do try, I fail again and again. Maybe that's why I've given up so much, who knows. For your opinion and knowing though, I am...a unicorn. I am a unicorn. 

WHEN: When? Maybe that includes a birth date. I don't know, who knows. I was born in the year of 2002. 

WHY: Why was I born? This is a famous question amongst the lives of everyone. Why was I born? Am I here for a reason? Why  am I even trying anymore? 

WHERE: Where am I? I am living in planet Mars. I'm joking, I wish. I live in Washington. City? I wish not to say. Just in case. Maybe I'll change my bio one day and tell what it is. 

HOW: How was I made? Don't we all know this story. It all includes a feminine and a masculine, and sometimes even a little bit of love. I wish not to go down the path of the 'parent talk'. Your parents will go there one day. 

There goes that. Was that what you wanted to hear? Again, if you want a question, or an answer, shoot me a dm, and I'll answer. I need friends anyways...

Read my stories, my little angels and demons. I hope I'm a well writer for your likings.

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