"My days of breaking into places and stealing shit is over."

•Sighs, cocks chin and straightens posture•

"So what's the mission?"

"Well...were gonna break into some places and steal some shit."

•Clears throat„ squints eyes and lowers brows•

"Oooookay."

..........................................................................................these are really just ants forming these words? Believe me?........................what about now...............................Shit!........................

Strength.............................................98%
Only am I this strong, when in uniform!>>>>>>[][][]

Intelligence....................................×Error×
Wtf!)

Speed...................................................68%
That's pretty good, I can't run for shit when I'm not in suit.\\\

Sex Appeal....................................100%√
Fuck yeah, I'm hot!!!wanna go out?

Sarcasm.......................................Maxed!
Oh yeah, I'm just being sarcastic...√

Sass................................................Infinite^
Aw nah uh, I ain't no where near dat sassy! •Snaps fingers making a Z•]]]

Heroic-ness...........................OTC's!!!
Yeah...my heroic-ness is off the charts!!!!;););)
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Stuff I like to do:

•I like dates!

•I like sarcasm!

•I like me!

•I like Ant Man!

•I like that like me and that me likes ant man who likes me and likes that I like him who's me!

•I like making you confused.

•I like the avengers!

•I like that the avengers like me(Whoever says differently I will shrink and personally go right up there asses. Then lets just imagine what I'll do once i get up there.)

•I like Tony Stark!

•I love Cap!

•I love my suit!

•I like games!

•I like pizza!(Fuck it, I hate pizza! Ha...surprised uh, yeah I only put it there because its like the default of likes in a bio.)

•I like being me!

•I like wait... this has got to stop, I've said enough.
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Under here is where all of my new buddies will go. Who wants a hug?
•Holds arms wide open• see what I did there?
  • JoinedDecember 26, 2016


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Hey...night guys. •Shrinks and runs into a ant pile•Hey little guy!•The sound of a swarm of ants begin to noise abroad•Aaaaaaaaaah! Oh god! Aaaaah! Help!
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