Nea

If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral.
          I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you.
          We are true friends. We ride together, we die together.
          Send this to everybody you care about, including me, if you care.
          See how many times u get this.
          I want you to know you are an amazing friend, till death and forever.
          If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you.
          Once you read this letter, you must send this to 15 people, including me.
          If you get at least three back, you are loved.
          Nobody knows how important something is, until they lose it.
          Tonight, (right at 12:00pm) the person you love will realize they love you.
          Then, at 1:00pm to 2:00 pm, be ready for the shock of your life!
          If you break this chain, you will have bad luck.
          With love, send this to the 15 If you don't, you will turn ugly in one year.
          Afriend told me to do this, so pass it on.
          
          (shoom bagala, shoom bagala boom boom)

LISTEN.
          
          I know I'm late ok?
          I KNOW.
          But it's midnight and I wanna be included so...
          
          HAPPY PRIDE MONTH FUCKERS!!! 
           GO DROWN YOUR SORRY ASSES IN PRIDE FLAGS!!!
          
          ~Nea

Hi so I’ve been gone a while and I’m kinda wondering if you guys want to read a shit ton of Kiribaku AU oneshots because I want to write them.
          
          There will be a prompt for each one and I will put it at the start of the oneshot. I’m gonna write it regardless but I thought I might announce that I’m not actually dead so here you go, I’m alive and willing to write shit again. If you have any prompts you want me to include leave the links here and I will check them out.
          
          Thanks,
          
          ~Nea “The Novel Dork” R.

It's Nea here.
          It's been months since I've updated here and I want to apologise.
          I know I've had people who've been worried about me, and I know some of them know that I've been struggling quite a bit with my mental health these past few months.
          In the past I've talked lightly on here about it but I've had time to think and you guys deserve an explanation on where I've been and why I haven't been very active on this account. So here goes nothing.

When you wait silently for your favourite book to update but it's been a month;
          
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thx for reading and voting on my one shot. it means a lot. ♡︎

Hello everyone, 
          Nea here, 
          Now I apologise if my last two announcements have sounded like advertisements. I promise that they aren't.  With that aside, I have a book that I would like to recommend to you all.  This book was written by a friend of mine here on Wattpad. 
          
          The title of the book is   Despair In Paris  and it was written by the fabulous @Jess_Gomer .
          
          It’s a Miraculous Ladybug fanfiction about Marinette’s life after high school and I would be honoured if you guys checked it out. 
          
          The book is on @Jess_Gomer ‘s profile if you are interested.
          
          That's all for now, 
          Tata Folks.

EVERYONE!
          I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!
          
          Copy and paste Memecat from my description into yours! I’m sorry if this sounded like an advert. I just wanna help make Memecat a meme.
          
          
          
          
          
          
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          　　　/ 　 へ  ＼    him in your 
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Hi it’s me!
          
          I want to tell you all that I won’t be writing on here for a while and that when I do post something it’ll most likely be a one shot.
          
          I’m sorry about this and I hope you understand.
          
          I know that I’ve been making promises I can’t keep and I don’t want to keep giving you guys false hope. Once again, I apologize for not being on time with my chapters and I hope you can forgive me.
          
          Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and enjoy the rest of your day folks!
          
          -Nea

Do you have any pets and if so how many?