*clears throat and taps mic*

Is this on? Ok cool.


Hi, welcome to my profile! If you read my books I hope you enjoy them. Y'all deserve the world <3


~Stuff about me~

Ash/Asher
Your resident Snaffledragon (I will steal your chocolate)
She/They
Minor
Hufflepuff 🦡
Asexual something (we're questioning again!)
✨🏳️‍🌈🌈
I'm here if you need a hug!❤️


If you are struggling in any way whatsoever please talk to me or someone else about it. If you talk to me I will try to support you in any way I can. I may be a stranger to you but I care for you and I'm sure everyone else in this community does too. You are loved. ❤️


~The coolest people ever~

@RemusButALotMoreShit
@DasigJack
@Finne_Dragonhalfling
@BookDragonsRULE
@TheRedSourPatchKid
@eva143rats
@HufflepuffsMagicHugs
@CourtesyTrefflin
@corvuscoraxii
@1-800-TRAUMALINE
@books_and_cheese
@TooManyFandomsHelp1
@Zaywhat12
@Sundrop_17
You <3

~People I know irl~ (go follow them)
@InkytheMouse
@XilButReal


~Hashtags~
#Proud to be part of The_Weakling_Cult #Proud to be a 2.5 Cult member #LeaderoftheGekoCult


~Quotes~

"If life is a bitch I will ride it."

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Ask for a damn refund."

"Wake me if something happens, I'm going back to bed."

"Just be chill and take care of yourselves my dudes."

"(Insert funny MTG quote)"

"What did you think the answer was - no?"

"You're overwhelmed, Freeze was underwhelmed, why isn't anyone just whelmed?"

"No Safari, I want to know if they were gay."

"I say a lot of stuff because there's a lot of stuff in me to say."

"Look into my heart and tell me what you see, for my eyes are blind and I no longer know the true me."

"Some would say all of life is a joke and is simply chaos and entropy barely bound together."



Thank you for taking the time to read my profile. Stay awesome y'all ❤️
  • An unidentified blob of gloop lurking in the shadows of your basement, sipping my capri sun
  • JoinedAugust 24, 2022


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