Team Matrix

Jess: those who question us will feel my wrath
          Person: I QUESTION YOU
          Jess: *hits that person with a ruler that has "WRATH" written on it really hard* TRY ME B**CH

Cosmo: IM A BARBIE GIRL
          Adam: IN A BARBIE WORLD
          Ty: LIFE IN PLASTIC
          Jess: ITS FANTASTIC
          Ross: YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR
          Jin: UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE
          Hotshot: IMAGINATION
          Jerome: LIFE IS YOUR CREATION
          Mitch: *in deep voice* Come on Barbie lets go party
          Cosmo: IM A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WOORRLLD LIFE IN-
          Max: *throws pillows at everyone* CAN YOU PEOPLE BE NORMAL FOR ONCE

Jin: guys guess what
          Max: what
          Jin: I just figured out that most ants actually have teeth
          Cosmo: wait they do?
          Jin: yeah
          Cosmo: *asks all other friends about ants* literally everyone except me knows that ants have teeth
          Jerome: ha

*everybody's in the car; Adam's driving*
          
          Ty: where are we-
          
          Cosmo: HERE *gets out of car*
          
          *everybody sees that they're at iHop*
          
          Ross: *gasps* I'VE COME HOME, MY LOVE *runs to the doors with arms out open*
          
          Jess: HAHAHAHAHA

MY CONCERT IS IN EXACTLY EIGHT HOURS AND I HAVE A SOLO PART IN A SONG SO I HAVE TO STAND IN FRONT OF A BAHILLION PEOPLE
          
          I FEEL LIKE I'M GONMA CRY
          
          I'VE BEEN WHIMPERING FOR THE PAST TWO HOURS
          
          -Hotshot

BECAUSE THE DRUGS NEVER WORK THEY'RE GONNA GIVE YOU LOOK
          
          
          THEY SAY THE TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME
          
          MAYBE THEY'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE BUT NOT ME
          -Cosmo

I AM ALIVE PEOPLES
          
          NOBODY CARES DO THEY
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          ALRIGHT

Jin: just watched Smile HD
          
          may I ask Celestia and the person who made this, WHY?!