TaylorChloe140

HOLY SHIT ON A BUTTER NUT STICK I WANNA DIE RN!!! I JUST LISTENED TO A NOMU×DEKU NSFW AND A BAKUDEKU NSFW (THE ONE WHERE DEKUS LIKE "KACCHAN WE WERE FIVE") BACK TO BACK AND IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO FUCKING CRY!!! YOU KNOW THAT TERM 'CURIOUSITY KILLED THE CAT" I FUCKING GET IT NOW!!! I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE LIKE YAGAMI YATO!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Little brother: *throws rock* YEET!!
          Me: YEETIS MY FETUS!!! 
          Also me but thinking: wait what does that even mean.
          
          10 mins later
          
          Me: *finally gets it* GASP! OMG NO DON'T YEET THE FETUS!!!
          Little bother: wait what?

Nothing's fucking better than jamming out to Slipknot with earbuds in on full blast while reading some smutty ShigiDabi oneshots ;))

Happy fouth of July Gucci Gangster love you all, and i hope you having a great fucking day!
           Ba-bye luv u all long time!

So you know I'm babysitting again, and well the child asked me if she could have a donut, and I told the child 'No' because her mom said no sweets after 9. Anyway so she started yelling at me, and calling me child curse words, and I was yellin right back at her! Well she call me a buttwipe, and I called her a buttsniffer, and then she got nasty with she was all like "YOU LICK BOOTY CRACKS AND YOU LOVE IT!" And hit me in the Chestical!!! So i yelled back "YOU BETTA SHULL' UP YOU BOOTY CRACK KISSIN' FETUS!!!" Well as i said that, the mom walked Into The fucking house... so i got yelled at again... fucking wonderful

Guess who's babysitting a four year old all night and half the Day tomorrow because your mom's best friends with the mom of the child and the mom of the child don't feel like dealing  with her?
          
          This sad ass bitch right here.
          
          Well I'm not complaining I mean the child is nice, just...hyper, and they got wifi...so you know...yeah...

Okay but your pfp tho one of my favorite animatics

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