Synth0tic

Bonk

If curiosity killed the cat then by God I have a death wish 

Y'all wish you were me rn

Yum yum, canned pumpkin 

My main source of nutrition the last month has been Ramen and eggs so today I spiced it up with a can of beans and more eggs

Shout out to Icarus but that ain't me homie 

Just drank Ragu chunky sauce and it really wasn't that bad

I've drank more water in the last twenty minutes than I will have in the next month

A quick toast to the dead and the dying:  may you all be better off and have more will than the rest of us, I don't know why I'm saying this or what I'm saying, but may the damned have more fun than the not, see y'all next time.

God FUCKING dammit, can I not live in interesting times for FIVE MINUTES