Hi my stories are absolute garbage.
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Stories by Lucy
The Tale of Carrot
Carrot is a survivor. Abandoned by his owner (sort of) and thrown into a lake along with a few other goldfish...
The Shoes of Death
Death is in the air. Literally.
Leroy Jenkins has no idea why people are dying in front of him in a local Sp...
Anything Could Happen (A Richard S...
What would happen if a car crashes into the legendarily fabulous Richard Simmons? Anything could happen. Seri...